Total Medals Earned: 123 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,790 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/130 points)
Collect Every Upgrade
Beat the Game
Collect Every Timer
Beat the Game in 5 Loops or Less
Beat the Game with an S Rank
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (60/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/295 points)
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Purchase a prize from the counter
Change your skin
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Clubbed several seals
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 10km or more
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 4/7 (95/110 points)